Author: The Naughty Haggis

My Mate Matt

As the title says, Matt is my mate. Until recently we worked together for the same airline, but he has gone off to pastures new in China. He couldn’t take the punishing rosters and the contempt in which we pilots are, or have been held by the senior management, so he’s going somewhere where managerial […]

Lentils and Lesbians

I while ago, I was standing daydreaming in the lesbian section of a clothes shop called Minge, or at least it sounded like Minge. It certainly had the letters M, N and G in its name but actually I’m not that sure now. Before long, I found myself contemplating lentils. I really like them, in […]

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